Why is Fox even Still on Television?

Hi all *WARNING THIS IS A RANT ABOUT THE STUPIDITY OF FOX NEWS AND THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK*

I just realized something, which makes me really have to ask WHY IN THE HELL IS FOX STILL BROADCASING? So the other day, Fox did what they have been doing for years and that is stick their stinking foot in their mouth. And guess what? Bill O'Riley for ONCE had nothing to do with it! Big surprise there! But no big deal. Here's where I have an issue-- when they dis my country, I take STRONG offense. Grey Gutfeld and Doug Benson, you two must be some kind of stupid to think this wouldn't have raised a stink!

Let me get something straight. If you wanted to dis the Canadian government - KNOCK YOURSELF OUT! Because we all know that they are a different kind of stupid - but the military - oh its on!

I could be offensive and dis America too - but why? What would it accomplish? For crying out loud we went into a war with them. Here's a part of what was said by Greg Gutfeld and Comedian Doug Benson had to say

They were spurred by comments from Canada's army chief that the military would need a year's hiatus to regroup and refurbish after its Kandahar mission ends in 2011.

In the Fox News segment, widely accessed on the Internet, Gutfeld said the Canadian military "wants to take a breather to do some yoga, paint landscapes, run on the beach in gorgeous white capri pants."

"Isn't this the perfect time to invade this ridiculous country?" he said. "They have no army."

That opening crack from Gutfeld prompted his comedian guest, Benson, to chime in: "I didn't even know that they were in the war," he said.

"I thought that's where you go if you don't want to fight - go chill in Canada. I guess that'll be their tourism selling point: We're not in the war for a year. So come on by while we nap."

For this once, Fox, I am going to stoop to your disgusting, pathetic low and show you just how stupid you are (I mean your announcers and those who agreed to put these crack-pots on television). You talk crap about us? Might I point something out - For crying out loud! We went into Afghanistan to have YOUR country's ass for eight years because YOUR country was dumb enough to think someone would bomb a country then remain in the same hiding spot! We went there to clean up YOUR country's mess. YOUR country dropped a bomb killing some of OUR men then had the GALL to call it FRIENDLY FIRE! and then went on to go "I didn't even know they were in the war!" How DARE you? HOW DARE YOU! And invade us? Invade us? Are you serious? What are you in the third grade again? Even third graders wouldn't have pulled that one out.

Want to talk dumb? Well let me see - YOUR country can't go to some countries in the world right now, us Canadians can go anywhere we want. YOUR country sent a seven year old boy back to a communist country rather than keeping him in your country to save his life, your country tossed a kid in a prison without a trail for suspected terrorism, your country went in and bombed not one, but TWO third world countries, Your country voted for the same moron TWICE in a row that has managed to do more damange to the whole country in two terms than Nixon could have EVER managed to do - EVER!

What in the hell is Fox's problem? This is taking Freedom of speech and Freedom of the press to a new low. I mean how DARE you try to minimize the roll Canadian troops have been playing in Afghanistan? How dare you minimize the Canadian Troops' work? I mean frigging hell, is this payback for declining to go into Iraq? And you thought Canada was where people go when you don't wanna fight? Are you kidding me? Dude, after all that has happened over the last, I don't know, ten years, you still believe that President Bush was right in boming TWO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES? Well erm *Dances on table* Helloooo!! DUMBASS!!! WE WERE RIGHT! Show me the WMDs that your country went in for...oh that's right - THERE ARE'T ANY! Show me Osama Bin Ladin that they caught---OH WAIT! YOU HAVEN'T!!

And Greg said that it was a funny way to make fun of the news? Dude, you need to watch John Stewart because even when he made fun of Canada he did it in a way that had even the Canadians laughing and he didn't have to completely take away the honour of those Canadian troops that have been killed in order to do it.

Look, I am happy Canada doesn't have a big army. You know why? Because we have't gone out of our way to piss off the entire world and need a huge army to protect ourselves. We have been civil to people, welcoming and we celebrate people - oh here's a concept, Greg Gutfield, you should try it sometime.

And Doug Benson - boy you is some kinda of stupid (sorry about the ghetto talk right there but it called for it). You're going to dis a country right before going there for a paid gig? Boy haven't your parents ever told you not to bite the hand that feeds you?

Then he's (Greg) is going to say he was sorry - Sorry? Your ass is only sorry because you got called out on your stupidity! You're not sorry- you are just sorry because you got caught!
And oh, for those people who have commented saying that "Canadians are cowards" erm - dude, think about it. Only a Coward would bomb two helpless countries who can't fight back. That's a bully tactic. So who's the coward now? And why am I arguing with you idiots? I mean for crying out loud you're the same people that think Siesta is a mexican word! *rubs temples*

And for the record, we need a break because only morons wouldn't admit fatigue after a Frigging EIGHT YEAR WAR! ooh I'm sorry we show that we're human and our bodies break down like a regular human body would after eight years of heavy wear and tear! What are you brain dead?
The bottom line is, Canadian's have a more suffisticated form of comedy that we get. We don't have to depend on shock tactics to get laughs. That's why a Canadian created Saturday night live and you didn't! That's why one of our Comedy show was retired and not discontinued. And what Greg and Doug did was disgusting, irritating and pathetic. And yes, I too will be boycotting their advertisers for that show - once I find out what they were.

I'm sorry I'm not normally this snide or crabby or mean when it comes to American/Canadian relationship. I am normally the tolerant one but this seriously pissed me off because a lot of good Canadian soldiers are being killed in this war and these upstarts are trying to minimize that. I will NOt tolerate such stupidity. They are dead and can't talk for themselves to it is left to us to speak for them. *Shakes head* Greg and Doug, you two are the two most ungrateful bastards I've ever have the displeasure of hearing about and and I pray that when the Canadian contract is finished in 2011, they withdraw our troops because helping America seems to always come back to bite us in the ass.

*breathes*
Kadian Tracey

When Music was Actually Music

Hey All,

So tonight, I looked up Rick Astley because - why did I do that? I can't...oh right. I was watching an episode of Family Guy and they were saying Rick was gay. You know Rick Astley - Bristish singer from the eighties with that sexy deep voice most of us were consumed to. He had hits like Cry for Help, Hold Me In Your Arms, Never Gonna Give Up, and a slew of other hits. Recently he had a song titled Sleepin, which I never knew because I thought he stopped singing years ago. But this man is a talent. He can play so many musical instruments thatI lost count.

Anyways, I googled him, just to see if he was really gay - I mean it isnt a big deal but I love to research things before I start saying it was true - a naughty little habit my father has instilled in me - I love it. Anyways, turns out, he is NOT gay. It got me thinking though. Why is it, in today's society if you're in the entertainment industry, and you don't smoke, do drugs, dress like a thug and sing songs that respects woman you are automatically gay? Why is that human beings, as logical, thinking creatures, resort to homophonia when they see something in someone that they do not like?

Rick Astley sang music - remember that? The thing that has notes, and tunes, and taught a lessons or make you feel something? Not the crap they have today. Real music, NOT "move bitch get out the way" or "I like the way you shake it right therrr" I mean what the hell is therrr? ENGLISH! Does no one know what that is anymore?

I am twenty five years old and I LOVE real music. I love Rick Astley, Earth Wind and Fire, Simply Red, Colin James, Corey Hart, Old school Michael Jackson - Remember when they used to do music? Oh my, old skool jams makes me feel things. They make me feel in love, happy, sad, angry, exhilerated, relax - REAL music illicit feelings.

When did "To the sweat drip from my balls" become something that was musically acceptable? When did playing the same three notes for all your songs become creative and talented? When did using a sync to change your voice become acceptable? The sync is that stupid machine that T-Pain and a crap load of artists are using these days to cover their lack of actual talent.

Singers today need to look back and see how REAL singers dressed, carried themselves, spoke, acted etc. They need to stop singing about a woman's ass and start singing about the woman's heart. I am so sick and tired of hearing my friends laugh at me because I would rather listen to Se7en than Yung Buck or Shade instead of some other crap. I mean sure I listen to some of the music they have today but I love every kind of music you can think of. I especially love music from the eighties and before I was born because lets face it, good music is slowly going extinct.

Love you guys,
Kadian

Being you is the bravest thing you can ever be...

So, as you all know I am in LOVE with asian music - music in general. But today I saw something that just made me sick. So one of my favorite Korean pop singer is named Se7en (pronounced 7). He is an amazing talent, beautiful voice, amazing dancer. His song "La La LA" made me cry even before I knew what the the song was truly about. Anways he is making his American debut. When I heard this I remember thinking "FINALLY!" others will be able to see how absolutely beautiful this man is. His english song is titled "Girls" and it features Lil Kim and was produced by Dark Child (you know him, he's worked on songs for Toni Braxton, Michael Jackson, Brandy, the Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys...and the list goes ON). Anyways if you're a singer trying to get into the biz, other than Jazzy Pha and Timbaland, the next best producer to have on your album is Dark Child.

Anyways, I digress. The thing that got me, was the fact that normally Lil Kim looks like herself. She dresses sexy, out there but most importantly she looks like a black woman - a proud one. In this video, someone painted her. Her make up was too light for her skin colour, her eyes were drawn in to look Asian and she just looked strange. I mean I am not saying they are trying to make her look Asian but holy damn! They are professional, you're telling me that they couldn't find make-up to fit her skin? They have been finding the right shades for years and all of a sudden she looked like a drawn up barbie? Now I'm not blaming Se7en for any of this and it could be the lighting on the set and all that because I've done some filming etc for Performance classes but its just unnerving. I keep remembering when I was younger there used to bet hese creams that they told would make our skin lighter...

I don't understand it. I mean she doesn't need an Asian singer to make her name big - she's huge! I mean Lil Kim is HUGE! Especially after her year in jail for not ratting on her friends. So explain to me why, some singers/actors/celebrities are trying to change their skin colour? In today's day and age you have to be proud of who you are because frankly if you cant love yourself enough to be proud of who you are, how in the hell are you going to love someone else?

Please, sit your children down, *especially daughters* and make them see that its not the end of the world to have darker skin. Tell them its a beautiful thing...keep them away from these creams etc. They are dangerous.

I'm not trying to be a little shit starter, I'm just sayin'.

Hugs,
Kadian